COMPETITION CLOSED – Caption Competition – WIN a Beauty Box
The competition has now closed. Congratulations to the winner Alison, and the winning entry -“This is what the judges have been searching for….this chocolate DEFINITELY has the X-factor!”
The X-Factor girls enjoyed a chocolate tasting adventure at our hotel’s Boucan Restaurant during their recent stay in Saint Lucia. We snapped this photograph on set and are giving away a Beauty Box for the funniest caption. Simply enter by leaving a comment on this blog post.
* Terms and Conditions – All entries must be received by midnight Thursday 4th October 2012. The prize of one luxurious Beauty Box worth £50 will be awarded to one entry chosen by the Hotel Chocolat judges. The judges’ decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into. The prize must be accepted as offered and cannot be substituted for another ‘gift’ or cash. The winner will be notified by comment reply and announced on the blog post on Saturday 6th October 2012. No purchase necessary. Entrants must be UK residents at least 16 years of age. Sorry! Competition not open to Hotel Chocolat employees, their families, any partner running this promotion or affiliated companies, their employees or their families.






20% intelligent enjoying 80% pure Ecuadorian chocolate
Why won’t he shut up and just give us some chocolate?
“omg this chocolate is so amazing, it feels like we are consuming calories just by watching!!”
‘omg so theres a chocolate bootcamp too? it doesnt just arrive like wrapped?’
girl with hand on head. “so the umpa lumpas didn’t make this, who did?”
CHOCLATE IS SO ABSOLUTLY BETTER THAN SEX THIS IS WHY THERE IS HARDLY ANY MEN IN THE PHOTO
Calm down, calm down you all will get some chocolate eventually, jeez.
So, what I’m saying is that chocolate is bad for singers as it does something to the vocal chords … and that’s why I’m going to eat it all by myself. I’m nice like that, so move along
This is what I have been working for my whole life..All the sacrifices hard work and determination have finally paid off..I am here with my prize and I can eat it all! I knew it was worth the wait…x
It was all calm and friendly until the guy said “So do you want to try some?”
I wanted to win X-Factor. But I’m already a winner thanks to Hotel Chocolat!
So chocolate actually grows on trees? Then it’s kinda healthy? So I can keep eating it even though I have to fit into those tiny popstar outfits on the show! Yay!
As the master chocolatier practised his craft with an alluring furry object above his face, he turned to the contestants and said “…and for the ladies, we do chocolate with no nuts!”.
Are you telling us that chocolate grows on trees? OMG, we thought it came from the supermarket!
They all look at the chocolate then the camera crew and all are thinking ” with them watching I’m only going to have to have a few bits other wise I’m going to look a total pig!”
They managed to wait until his back was turned, and then pounced. Only a few morsels remained…
but then the girls spotten them too.
Chocolate! Amazeballs, this is a totally unbelievable journey it means everything to us, we’ve wanted to eat chocolate all our lives!
And we thought WE had the Xfactor…
What d’ya mean it’s not a hotel made of chocolate? But that’s what it’s called right? Lucky mind you cos it would like seriously melt in this heat!
“Thank God I don’t have do go through this exhausting recipe when I desparately need some decent chocolate. I just drop in at the Hotel Chocolat store on way home, luckily.”
We’ve got some serious competition girls.
X Factor, chocablock full of talent
Girl with hand on head ‘All this chocolate has gone to my head, I cant even read the auto-cue’
“We all thought Hotel Chocolat was a made-up place, but now here we are”
The contestants could not quite beleive it when it was revealed to them that using a sob story would not get them extra chocolate.
The X-factor girls were worried that they might get addicted to chocolate – rumour had it that Frankie ‘Cocoa’zza had been kicked out the year before for over-indulging in chocolate liquors
Hmmm.. The (Chocolatier’s Table!!) Shall i (Squirrel Stash) this (Signature Collection) and then i can have a selection of (Everything) that i can (Munch and Nibble) through!
And then i promise i will do my Xfactor (Ultimate party piece) for you all!
X-Factor “We thought we came for Chocolate NOT Hot Chocolate” – Errol Brown!?
Errol Brown – “I thought i came for Talent!?”
Forget the live shows, give me the chocolate.
Photographic evidence that the ‘Hotel Chocolat Effect’ is the only true way to attract the fairer sex!
Now just move back girls whilst we get this one on the table, its our latest new recipe “Candy Floss covered”.
Now Here’s one we roast over the fire. “come on girls, all together now” Oh what a beauty we’ve never seen one as big as that before.
When signing up for the ‘I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!’ team building day out, we thought we would be eating disgusting insects and crocodile feet. This is simply fabulous, I dont know why the celebs complain!
The cameraman saw all the chocolate being eaten, so he hung on grimly to his hedgehog kebab
The X-Factor girls come to the conclusion that a years worth of Hotel Chocolat is worth giving up their place on the X-Factor!
Nicole was very proud of her chocolate distraction technique to ensure none of the girls showed up at the live shows
Now ladies, this chocolate is strong and smooth just like Garry, but unlike Garry it melts in your hands and tastes devine.
This is what the judges have been searching for….this chocolate DEFINITELY has the X-factor!
Rich, smooth, gorgeous- eat your heart out Simon!
Oooooo, seven girls and only one chocolate!
Any one who says that the xfactor girls this year can’t sing for toffee would be right! But they can certainly sing for Chocolate!